Thursday, December 30, 2004
THIS WARNING GOES OUT TO EVERYONE! beware annabel the br... chest-kicker! oh how traumatised i am! it all happened last night. we were working (ok fine, gossiping) latelatelate into the night... i was lying on the bed with the blanket over me and bel was sitting all comfy in the chair when suddenly (so sudden it took me by surprise) i felt this warm sensation near my br...chest-area. i was shocked. i didn't know how to react. so, instictively, i looked down. it was a foot. not just any foot. the foot came from... and there was bel (sitting all comfy on the chair) smiling down at me in a lewd way. HOW COULD YOU BEL! HOW COULD YOU?! well actually it was partly my fault. i should have been more alert. i should have seen that little bump under the blanket slithering closer and closer towards me. i should've seen the signs. the way she's always talking about br...chests. the way she always blushes when she's lying on a certain someone's br...chest. it was my fault. i should've enquired and nipped the problem in the bud. but now... now.. she's turned into annabel the br...chest-kicker! then when she was trying to blackmail me into swapping jobs with her (i was initially narrating and she typing), and i refused, she.. she threatened to... to... KICK MY BR...CHEST! annabel u are a sick, sick girl. but i just wanted u to know that no matter what i'll try to help you overcome this disease. u've always got all your friends supporting you and helping you through this difficult period in your life ok? don't be too concerned about it though. i think it's just a passing phase. i HOPE it's just a passing phase.
yeah bel came over to stay last night. my two older brothers and i had just got back from batam (no tsunami there) but the rest of my family was returning the next day so we had practically the whole house to ourselves. bel's parents were out of town and i was afraid of sleeping alone in the dark with the ghosts lurking in every corner. so she came over. we were supposed to be working on our RS trip's itinerary proposal. note: there's a reason why supposed is in italics. go figure. but what did we do? WHAT DID WE DO? i'm truly, utterly, disgustedly disappointed with our behaviour. first we had dinner. so far so good. then we watched phuachukang and living with lydia. can't fault us lah... must support local television right. then we... then we... ARGH. we went out with my aunt and corcor to WATCH A MOVIE. can u believe that. we were supposed to complete our proposal before doing anything frivolous! and the thing is... we didn't even feel the least bit guilty about watching a movie (a COMEDY at that) when we were supposed to be... slogging our guts out. AHHH! but at least we got the work done. yeah. at 3:00. AM. or was it 3:30? BUT WE GOT THE JOB DONE. (bel kept inching towards my side of the bed at night. hmm i wonder if it is related to her aforementioned br...chest-kicking habits).
what's with the love calculator craze lately?
"don't be discouraged if you don't get desired results the first time. u have to try typing in different combinations and forms of the names until you're satisfied with the outcome!" this coming from nicole. yes, nicole yuen renli. a hardworking muggerish naturally-gorgeous respectable 15-year-old RGS girl. well then again, she did crush redmundlaw. but that's besides the point. one day (one night actually), we were having our obligatory crapping session. me and nicole. she was working the love calculator furiously. obviously she was checking up on the possibilities of her and rlaw, whom she has a now-defunct crush on. (for old times sake! she claims). shall not post the results here since it's her private life. so obviously she soon got tired of it (there are only so many combinations two names can churn out u see). so she decided to start giving me prospective husbands despite my desperate attempts at dissuading her from doing so as it was a total and absolute waste of time. well, u see, my grandma, whom i like to think is a supernatural being, had put a curse on me long time ago never to find a husband. don't get me wrong. she's not wicked by nature. it's just that my brother and i scared the heck outta her one night when we were trying on the new scary masks we just got. so she says that i'm too unladylike to find a husband. ever. that's quite scary but then again if all the guys in the world are like my brothers i would willingly remain a spinster for the rest of my life. so anyway back to the love calculator. so nicole was helping me find prospective husbands. but it was totally insane because i don't think clayaiken even knows that i exist. or sylvestersim for that matter. me, being the independent woman i am, decided to take matters into my own hands and do a check on my future husband. myself. it's not that i don't trust nicole but she did crush rlaw. anyway here are the results:
deborah lee & bastard....................82%
"Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between deborah lee and bastard has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc. "
deborah lee & cheating husband...95%
deborah lee & a**hole...................72%
deborah lee & jerk..........................94%
deborah lee & f-word-er.................94%
deborah lee & bitch........................81%
deborah lee & gay..........................81%
deborah lee & nice, decent, charming, handsome guy.........................17%
great. thanks alot Dr Love. my husband is a no good loserfied cheater who is unsure about his sexuality. someone just kill me already. or marry me?
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i have decided that Dr Love is a quack. Dr Love, you are a liar. You cheat people of their feelings. You do not deserve the millions of hits on your website everyday. Go away Dr Love. if any of you have love problems in the future, go to a qualified sexiologist. or come to me. anyway enough about Dr Love already. i bet he doesn't even have a phd. SHUUUUP. enough of Dr Love. THE THAI REFEREE WHO UMPIRED THE MATCH TODAY IS A QUACK! i mean look at him! he did not have any control over the bloody match whatsoever lah! the myanmar team were wicked cheating vicious rough crazy gangsters! they should be banned! when that myanmar player trampled on the singaporean player's legs, and i mean TRAMPLED, INTENTIONALLY some more, he escaped without even a freaking yellow card. what injustice! (but sharil ishak scored from the subsequent freekick! yeah! take that u rough cheating myanmar-player-bugger!) but the referee should be shot. then, a little later on, another myanmar player, in a desperate attempt to get the ball whacked subramani's legs. FROM BEHIND. it was plain vicious. evil at its purest. and what happened? yellow card. the referee was blind! the kick was so freaking dangerous! and it was an attack FROM BEHIND some more. it definitely, undoubtedly, sure-as-the-sun-would-rise-dly warranted a red card. and those were only the two of the more significant foul-ey events! so although singapore beat them 4-3 today, the players return home with broken bones, bruises and injuries galore. thanks to the violent and evil myanmar team (especially number6. u watch out. subramani will hantam u in the next match. our ground. our territory) and, more importantly, Mr Referee. on a lighter note i think that singapore is playing gorgeous, wonderful, flowing football now! it's so exciting to see such talents in our own nation! most of the singaporean players who were underperforming earlier on did marvellous jobs today. especially our nigerian babies itimidickson and AGUcasmir! with his hair so fine. the defense was slightly shoggy though. ah well nevermind. GO AGU!
deb
retardebel 1:11 AM