Monday, May 23, 2005
speaking of bleeding, annabel, i'm facing a totally different problem to yours. (btw, i don't get cramps either HAH. 'JEALOUS?!') well, my problem's still a bloody one but this time it's coming from the nose. my nose has bled 11 times in the past 2 days. this IS a cause for concern as i have had less nosebleeds in my life than paris hilton has cells in her brain. so for that number to multiply five times in less than two days is definitely no joking matter. therefore, i have seeked the people i trust most in the world for consultation... with vastly varying advice:
xh: deb, seriously, that's such a you place to bleed.
bel (newly installed in-batch bimbo): huh? what's a nosebleed? -scratches head for awhile- oh... omigod! ELEVEN times? omigod! that's one nosebleed times eleven! omigod deb you're gonna die!!!! omigod!
xh: bel that's such a you thing to say lah -.-'
ruoqi: wad do u mean 'why am i nosebleeding'? so easy! your period's coming out the wrong way lah! HAHAHAHAHA! so funny right? eh why are u not laughing? laugh! laugh! wahlao it was damn funny lah! -five minutes pass- eh if u still don't laugh i'm gonna tickle you ok.
xh: roy that's such a you thing to do lah -.-'
resh: according to my advanced biology book by Yeo Chee Kai, the symptoms you're showing points towards the inability of your blood vessels to form blood clots to stop the bleeding. this is most probably due to your sickness, whereby your haemophilia count was very low due to bacterial invasion etc. however, you do not need to worry as there is only a 98.8764513% chance of you dying because of this. the only case of nosebleed-induced death so far happened two thousand years ago in ancient greece where medicine was badly practised and hygiene was poor. xh: resh that's...
resh: that's such a me thing to say right!!! =D
xh: nono. THAT'S such a you thing to say -.-'
graham (one of the dumbest creatures ever known to tread on this earth): lols deb. how come there's blood. did you cut your nose or something? lols. does it hurt? lols. hey you look like michael jackson lols!!
xh: graham that's such a... wait i dunno you but STILL!!! that's such a you thing to say lah -.-'
shu: DEB! get away from me! you are getting that disgusting red liquid all over my new prada bag! i specially flew it in from italy you know!!! URGHHHHHHHH. and it isn't even A+ blood!!!
xh: shu that's such a you thing to buy lah -.-'
gee: NOSEBLEEDING?! nosebleeding sometimes represents lust and perversion! and lust and perversion is LIWEI! OH NO! RUN DEB RUN! somewhere, somehow, that man is putting the LIWEI CURSE on you!!!!! eh, btw, do you wanna poon chinese later?
xh: sigh gee that's such a you lesson to pon lah -.-'
ALL: SHUT UP XIANHUI! SO IRRITATING!!!
xh: heh heh... such a me thing to be!
(disclaimer: NO LAH THEY DIDN'T REALLY SAY THAT!)
!deb.17-- rgssoftball'05
retardebel 12:34 AM