Monday, June 06, 2005
bowlinggala is o v e r ! :)
what a relief. i'm so glad it went well and everyone was happy. thanks a million to all the lane scorers who helped out yesterday! i know some of you have Os to study for, while some others were told abt it reallyreally last minute, yet you all still made the effort to come down and help out... so thanks!!! your effort is deeply appreciated :)
organising this bowling gala was far from easy. learnt a lot about tolerance, and working with pple who are sometimes.. err. not easy to work with. and i'm just so glad for God's grace and mercy, that helped me to work with stacy and kenneth, and removed all those obstacles to make this whole gala work out :)
and haha. just realised tt my green pen is super smelly! lol don't ask me why. i only use it to do corrections. sorry to all those whom stupid isaac made to smell my wonderful green pen... hope you had a blocked nose then.
hmm. have been having weird and violent dreams lately. and my left eye keeps on twitching.. does that mean anything?
first i dreamt that i was at the traffic light, and there were some ah lians smoking. i didn't wanna be a passive smoker (cos passive smoking is even worse than active smoking right) so i blatantly moved away and covered my nose. then they saw me and went "why? not happy ah. cannot smoke isit?!" then i didn't wanna offend those ah lians cos it was like 4 against 1. so i just went "err no nothing. my nose is running. sorry." then they just shot me the bitchy look and continued smoking.
when the light turned green and we started crossing, they suddenly started chasing after me. so i started running. then suddenly this whole haggard-looking woman with a huge pair of scissors came to my rescue. she started shrieking and screeching at those ah lians at the top of her voice. and she chased them all the way to her shop. then she made all of us (including me) sit down in chairs and started cutting the hair of the girl on the extreme right. and her cutting skills were really lousy la she didn't even layer her hair. just cut straight like china doll like that. and cut until super short some more. yuck.
at first i thought she was my heroine cos she rescued me but after i saw her cutting hair i quickly changed my mind. the woman was really psycho la. she hummed nursery rhymes while cutting hair and once she dropped her scissors, she would take another pair of scissors and move on to cut the hair of the next girl. and she dropped her scissors three successive times, which meant she was going to cut my hair soon. and NO WAY was i gonna allow her to cut my hair. she cut until so ugly la. so i tried to sneak off but at the point in time, she dropped her scissors! so she turned and saw me out of my chair, all poised and ready to run away. she let out a supremely loud shriek that sounded somewhat like that of a vampire, bat, cat and irritating baby all mixed together. she then picked up a chopper and started chasing after me. but this time, i was sure she wasn't trying to cut my hair. she was trying to kill me. hahaha like wth. so i ran and ran and thank God for softball, i actually managed to run faster than her. so that was my narrow escape from death.
then just last night, i dreamt, once again, that someone was trying to kill me! and this time it was another psycho woman but not old psycho woman. it was deb the psycho retard! i have no idea why she was trying to kill me but i know we were in the level 1 toilet in school. just the two of us. i was in the cubicle hiding, while she was outside. haha this reminds me of jurassic park. so anyway, she was throwing all sorts of weird knives and daggers in at me, and i must say she was pretty accurate. but at that point in time i remember telling myself "okay bel. no fear. just catch the dagger by the handle.. just like softball." so amazingly, i managed to catch like three flying daggers all by the handle lol.
then deb the wonderful murderer decided that the daggers weren’t working, so she decided to release all sorts of weird creepy crawlies into the cubicle under the door. how these weird bugs were gonna KILL me i dunno. but i remembered telling myself once again "no fear. don't panic. just take some toilet paper and catch the bugs and throw them into the toilet bowl." so one by one, i caught every bug and threw them into the toilet bowl. deb realised i wasn't dying, so she decided to unleash her final lethal weapon... herself!
she poured this red slime underneath the door of the cubicle and (don't ask me why she did this) but she went "wheeee!" and slid on the red slime, underneath the door, and into the cubicle. ironically for a murderer, she was ALL SMILES when she came in, and when she saw me, she suddenly forgave me >.< then we went out to eat. like huh?!?!
these dreams are really weird. why in the world am i dreaming this.
bel
retardebel 10:16 PM