Tuesday, June 07, 2005
well i've always fancied myself a deadly, sexy assasin bel. so your dream... i dunno it might just come true! and i SO do not go "wheee" when i slide. "wooooo" maybe. but definitely not "wheeee". oh the audacity to even suggest i slide with such little elegance. you deserve to be killed. no, not in your dreams.
it's so weird. all of them have flown off. saturday- joel (forever). sunday- ruoqi, resh, jem (for 2 weeks). this morning- sam, sasha (forever). why's everyone migrating? ohwell. whatever. i miss the departed softballers already. when i start to blog, i wonder what the point in blogging is, when the people i blog for are away. everytime i start to click on their blog links, i stop. because i know that there's not gonna be anything new. i hate to do this. but i will lay down my dignity and pride for this good cause. but i shall say this only once. only once. and then i will hold my peace forever... I MISS YOU RUOQI RESH AND JEM! COME BAAAAAACK!
eeyer. bel do you notice the discrepancies between our blog and others? YES! u know... we never ever have depressing entries. no, i mean depressable entries. no. not that. i mean depressatating entries. AIYAH. i dunno what the word is. but you know, entries that vaguely hint of depression. you know what i mean right? this is bad. we have to put a stop to these gay and happy entries once and for all. it's so insensitive to be whoopeewhee when everyone else is down in the doldrums. right. hmm.. let me think of something depressing first. erm. life sucks! ok no it doesn't really. aiyah you write one lah bel.
actually, don't.
maybe it's a blessing to be happy and contented with life after all. maybe it's a good thing that we take setbacks in our stride and not let them affect us. (yah right, who were the ones that wailed like hyenas with sorethroats when we lost in the semis? haha) alright. let's not be depress-ers.
that time of the year is here! oooh the BLOG AWARDS! where we honour online's finest... so without further ado, let's get the show rolling with our co-hosts bel and me! that sounds pretty wrong doesn't it? "OUR co-hosts bel and ME". i wonder if any host starts off a programme like that. "OUR cohosts, blah and ME".
deb: welcome to the blog awards 2005!
bel: yay! welcome to the blog awards 2005!
deb: -.-' let's invite miss AHNgela chan to give out the award for 'blog with the SHORTEST entries'. miss chan please.
someone from crowd (tall medium or short? not sure. could be all three): ANNIE! you're breaking my heart! (a la star wars)
deb: i'm an ANNIE too! (deborah ANNe lee)
bel: i'm an ANNIE too! (ANNabel)
gee: shut up lah. and the award goes to... huh? ANGELA CHAN?
deb: oh. hehe. sorry wrong envelope. that was the winner of the 'shortest blogger' award not the 'blog with the shortest entries'
bel: yes. hehe. sorry. here's the correct envelope.
gee (fuming): i understand that this is all a mistake but YOU KNOW...
(everyone groans as she sprouts her favourite phrase)
deb: just get it over and done with already.
gee: ok. the award goes to rnj.diary-x.com! well, at least, the r part.
bel: yay! well done ruoqi and jem. sorry people. due to a minor misjudgement of time,
deb: the softballers should know. we ALL have this problem. especially when we're together. ten minutes turn into another 2 hours.
bel: anyway, sorry. the rest of the awards have to be given out speedily.
deb: will recipients please stay in their seats, we will get ruoqi to throw the trophies to you.
bel: yes. unfortunately if she actually walks over to your seats, the show will have to run for another three hours.
deb: four!
bel: three!!! remember? she has improved her timing from 7 steps per hour to 10 steps per hour?
deb: oh yah. three!
most retarded blog- http://retardebel.blogspot.com of annabel lim and deborah lee. (no surprise here. i mean LOOK AT THE BLOODY BLOG NAME! bel: ouch ruoqi! i said THROW. not PITCH. you hit me! now i get a walk. hmph!)
funniest entry- it's a tie! "Nooby Fashion Magazine- How to make a Nooby skirt" (wednesday, 13/04) and "How to be a Nooblet" (saturday, 16/04) both written by angela chan. http://survivante.blogspot.com/2005_04_01_survivante_archive.html (you go girl!)
lousiest entry- hmm.. another tie! almost all of angela's homework entries and those that slam coach. http://survivante.blogspot.com/ (firstly, we do not, i repeat, DO NOT need to be reminded of our own piles of homework sitting all pretty and dandy and UNTOUCHED at home. OK! and secondly, despite his occasional pms-ing, he is still our dear ol' coachie. and i'd defend him with my life!)
the most bimbotic blog by a non bimbotic blogger- http://ilovediamonds.diary-x.com of lim xianhui's ownership. (you have the brain, you like the books, your entries reflect a mature, serious thinker... so what the hell are you doing with a blog that's pinkier than mine? and sparklier too!)
the most bimbotic blog by a bimbotic blogger- http://levitate.blogspot.com by monisha cheong. (oh all that fluff is killing me!)
the most boring blog name- http://rnj.diary-x.com owned by Ruoqi and Jem (rnj? come on! you guys can do better than 3 miserable letters?! especially with that creative designer mind of yours jem! and besides, sorry to break your hearts but you guys aren't exactly romeo and juliet, darlings)
the most interesting blog name- http://blogspot.blogspot.com by lois tan. (yes, double trouble is so in!)
the most blah* blog- *blah meaning self absorbed, rambly, squealy, HUH?, eye-roll-inducing. http://swirlalia.blogspot.com of gloria ong fame. (go there and you'll know why)
the most silently amusing blog- http://swirlalia.blogspot.com (ohhh gloria gloria, what will you come up with next?!)
the most poetic entry- "Ode to Lamb Leg" by deborah lee. (monday, 14/03) http://retardebel.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_retardebel_archive.html and most of angela's study/homework entries. http://survivante.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_survivante_archive.html (there's just something so just poetic about stuDY and geograPHY and newBY and ME and whooPEE don't you think?)
the most frequently updated blog- http://survivante.blogspot.com (oh yes, i know what you do every single day from the number of assignments you have to do down to the next guy your parents want to betroth you to.) however, recently, http://ilovediamonds.diary-x.com has been posing a strong challenge what with two entries per day?
the least frequently updated blog- http://rnj.diary-x.com (well, at least the r part of it. hello ruoqi? we need updates! yes, we loved your sister-haircut but it happened CENTURIES ago! the next time you update, your hair would probably be longer than rapunzel's. having said that, this unglamarous award has totally nothing to do with you jem. keep it up!)
the healthiest blog- http://swirlalia.blogspot.com (apples here, apples there, apples everywhere!)
the unhealthiest blog- http://retardebel.blogspot.com (visitors are always rudely greeted by this in-your-face-type picture of a circle of softballers. this either induces a heart attack. or causes blinding of the eyes.)
most angsty teenage blog- http://survivante.blogspot.com (angela? are you angry with the whole world? newby, your parents, your siblings, your obiang neighbour... basically, EVERYONE?)
the multi-mood blog- http://ilovediamonds.diary-x.com (one minute she's all giddy-girlie, the next she's gleefully typing in the humiliation of others, suddenly she's all moody and gloomy, and then nostalgic and bikini-ed! you're either happy or you're not ok? haha kidding!)
the most vindictive blog- again, http://ilovediamonds.diary-x.com (you MUST lah. publicly embarrass me. by re-enacting a totally exaggerated scenario.) and also the **** **** entries in http://bleednwait.blogspot.com (sigh. grow out of it already. it happens it happens.)
the most boring blog- http://rnj.diary-x.com (again, the R part! the R part!) and http://twowaytie.blogspot.com of ruoqi, deborah and annabel. (hello? what do you expect? it's our bloody RS blog. which we last visited ONE YEAR ago.)
the craziest dual blogging partnership- "DebBel" by deborah lee and annabel lim. (tuesday 25/01) http://retardebel.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_retardebel_archive.html (well it ain't exactly gollum and smeagol. but it'll do ol' pal. it'll do.)
the most drama-mama blog- http://retardebel.blogspot.com (seeing as you're reading this entry now, do you need any other proof?)
the deadest blog- http://takeachance.blogspot.com (yes, it was so dead that resh had to go delete it. kill it off. whatever. we mourn it's premature death, you murderesh.)
the most interesting blog- none. this award is rendered void. people, bitch, people!
the most vulgar blog- http://bleednwait.blogspot.com (at the time when cyndi's videos weren't the main attraction). numerous other blogs could be considered for this award too. i'm watching you xianhui, gee. don't you "fish fudge" me ok.
the most bored blogger- deborah lee of http://retardebel.blogspot.com (hello deb? imaginary convos? the last time i had an imaginary friend, i was still learning to walk! ok, i am SERIOUSLY schizo)
the funniest (laugh out loud) blog- http://pooni.blogspot.com by purnima janani. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! as i said before, if ever you feel down or like you're angry with the world, it's such a comfort to know that somewhere out there, there's someone who has even less of a life than you do)
the most touching entry- "Everybody's gone to Malaysia" from http://inthecrowd.diaryland.com (so poignant. so true. so immensely heartwrenching. a true stroke of genius.)
the most what-was-she-THINKING entry- "Blood talks" by deborah lee (monday, 23/05) http://retardebel.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_retardebel_archive.html (what WAS i thinking?!!!) with "We run, we fall. In the mud." by deborah lee. (wednesday, 13/04) http://retardebel.blogspot.com/2005_04_01_retardebel_archive.html (deb what is WRONG with you? you MUST go an publicize the rise and fall of rgs softballers right? you MUST right? what was i thinking?!!!)
the most sane blog- http://surfwaves.pitas.com by ellen kan. (ah this one. now SHE has mastered the art of sensible blogging)
most chaste entry- "Say no to Sex. Say no to Drugs. Say no to Liwei." by deborah lee. (friday 15/04) http://retardebel.blogspot.com/2005_04_01_retardebel_archive.html
the most wannabe blogger- annabel lim of http://retardebel.blogspot.com (BEL?! raver bear?! going to toilet to shit?! yeahyeah so G-rated stuff and human excrete is in. but bel, not hip at all. not hip at all buddy.)
the most shocking entry- "Beware annabel the br...chest kicker" by deborah lee (thursday, 30/12) http://retardebel.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_retardebel_archive.html (we never DID think that innocent sweet, shy little bel could be capable of such heinous acts!)
the most heart-wrenching entry- all the entries by the sec 4 ballers after src and after the semis. sigh.
the most stressful entry- "Someone has to speak up against RP!" by deborah lee. (friday 15/04) "What is the point of RP" by annabel lim. (wednesday 20/04) all angela's homework/pt/rs entries http://survivante.blogspot.com
finally...
the best blog- http://_______.blogspot.com (only the sec4s will know this one. our secret batch blog) it's the best blog because. well, silence is golden. =) yeahyeah and it had everything lah! bitching, gossiping, joking around... really is a wonderful, nostalgic, hilarious, spirited, funfunFUN, touching and cheery blog! TSB ROCKS MY WORLD!
[disclaimer: all above are said in jest. so be sporting y'all!]
alright it was quite fun giving out the awards! bel. you are contaminating our blog with stupid things just meant to put me down. just coz the man let you into the nc16 movie and didn't let me in doesn't make you any more mature than i am OK. bytheway madagascar was such a dumb show. most of the jokes were so slapstick. and at the few truly funny parts that poke fun at politics, no one laughed. except that idiotic guy next to me who was having convulsions oer THROUGHOUT the whole show. whatever! sigh. haha monster-in-law was quite the bomb though. especially the nanny. i like the nanny. she's so hilarious! and bel, I'M the mother OK. u're jennifer lopez i don't care! scissors paper stone! yay i win.
i realised that trainings are very very very fun. even with such a small sec 4 turnout. we bond more. and we get to train more. and even when we don't, the slacking time is simply... liberating! the lunches are also so cosy and sisterly and fun! i think trainings are fun mostly because all we want to be is on the field. playing softball. it doesn't matter with who. as long as we're playing softball. ohman i love my batch!!! come back soon resh ruoqi jem. i miss you guys!
darn it i'm hooked to deperate housewives. which i think is the most immoral, sexual, retarded, unchaste, desperate show on television. help! not that i want to be saved. not with eva longoria and marcia cross and james denton looking so hot. oh no i don't. ignore my pleas for help. and for once, let me drown in immorality. (yes, immorality not immortality)
i think coach is such a sly ol' cheeky thing! haha. xianhui gee and em will know what i'm talking about. it's a top secret! but he is, neverthelss, an EXAGGERATOR. like that lim xianhui. his depiction of sunday's hairy account was SO inaccurate. do i look like i'm afraid of little furballs? do i look like i squeal and jump about like a one legged elephant? bah. but haha! his imitation of xianhui cheerleading was hilarious! and xianhui! u KNOW ok. u know it wasn't THAT bad. i KNEW it was your mum. i was just playing along. hmph!
!deb.17-- rgssoftball'o5. [missing them dearly]
retardebel 9:53 PM