jem and my 6songs
jem, being the nuisance she is, has passed the tag on to my untainted blog. i can't believe that i'm actually responding to chain letters/mail since i usually am socially conscious enough not to circulate such rubbish in my small social circle. but oh well. it went like this:
//taken from jem's blog//
"List your current six favorite songs and then tag six other people to do the same in their journal.
Quando Quando Quando - Michael Buble and Nelly Furtado duet [i give it 5 stars heh]
Come Get Some - RoosterKiss Me - Sixpence None the Richer
Behind Those Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
Photobooth - Death Cab for Cutie [haha thanks omi (: i decided i liked it]
Almost Here - Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem [haha ivan i know you'll be like.. -again??- :p]
[for the sake of continuing the thing]
I tag:
ilovediamonds
retarDEBel
~menstruate [haha i know half of yours will be incubus]
ponkleberry
limeswirls
~nyxerika"
ohokay. i'm telling ya, i really don't know all these love love songs and what nots. so mistake to tag retarDEBel. maybe the bel part could do better. anyway here goes...
my favourite six songs: (in no particular order)
1) Itsy Bitsy Spider- by a very bored arachnid-lover
2) The RGS School Song- by (darn where's my rgs organizer?!)
3) The RS Song- by Tan Ruoqi, Annabel Lim and Deborah Lee
4) Rock-a-my-baby- by a very sadistic baby-hater
5) Dedication [softball adapted version for coach]- by a patriotic ex-rgs girl [adapted by not-so-patriotic current rgs sec4 softballers]
6) ______________ (fill in the blank with any of the songs that the sec4 softballers always love to sing together, especially before and after matches on the bus. e.g. At The Beginning, For The Longest Time, If We Hold On Together, I Believe I Can Fly, More Than Words, We Are The Champions, The Reason, Wo De Yi Mao Qian Zen Me Bu Jian Liao, Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough, Stand By Me, Truly Madly Deeply, This Time Around, Summer Lovin' and many many many more...)
i seriously can't believe i'm doing this but, i'm gonna tag some people now. it's not that i've become a irresponsible member of society by polluting our blog system with mindless chain mail. but... i HAVE to do it. i won't be able to live with the gnawing feeling of being tagged and yet being unable to quench this demon without tagging someone else. only if i tag someone else will i be satisfied. ok, i tag:
moses (and your funny mum!)
graham (ham!)
clement (clam!)
elaine=)
aaron kor
... and TIMOTHY hahahaha!!!!
my bestfriend bel

so naggy, bel. always nagging me to blog. no wonder you've got tooth decay. haha. okay shall not tease you about such sensitive issues. not my fault you're like an old lady what. (no wonder the man let YOU into nc16 movies but i- who am infinitely older and wiser- can't get in!) i think another possible reason you have tooth decay is because you gossip too much. we really HAVE to stop it okay. our short "15 minutes max" (i even calculated d^2X/dY^2 to make sure that the value was below zero to get the maximum point!) phone convos turn into at-least-2-hour-long-marathons. this cannot do. miss ko would be very disappointed in the mathematics of our short convos. because dB/dT should be equal to 15minutes per convo. but we get 1500xminutes per convo where the value of x varies in relation to the amount of G. G being gossip of course.
i led the life of an ah pek
haha... been sleeping over at christine's house quite alot the past few weeks. i tell ya, ah peks really lead THE LIFE man. i wanna lead THE LIFE of an ah pek! so fun. play poker. watch porn videos. eat peanuts. drink beer. woweeee! i'm appalled at our lack of self control man. after we had "done our history pt" at 12:15am, we decided to have a "short" (there, notice that word again) game of poker. which dragged on for another hour. when we swore to go to bed at 2:00am LATEST. no prizes for guessing. we stayed up till 5:30am just playing poker. like ah peks. watching britney spears music videos (christine has a whole stash of them!). which is equivalent to the ah pek's "porn". drinking ROOTbeer (darn why does maths seem to be associated with everything?). which was the closest to beer we could lay our hands on. eating spicy crab crackers. close enough to peanuts lah. rocking man. i wonder if the Void Deck Association of Ah Peks is taking in new members. the other times we slept over, we took many stupid (and when i say stupid, i MEAN stupid) pictures. those sort that you keep just for the sake of blackmailing your friend in future. heh. can you imagine. christine in a few year's time. a respectable elegant business women. then those... HAHA CRAZY.. pictures of her we took that night surface. ooh there she goes man! i'm telling ya, if you think paris hilton's sex video was bad. you should see christine's wild pictures man. which have nothing to do with sex by the way. hmm.. ok our most decent picture i shall upload here.

hmmm. guess what this is supposed to be. yes you guessed right. this year's contestants for Miss UNERDVERSE! see we unfolded our sleeves. pulled our fbts up way above our waist- a region where no pants/skirt/short of mine has ever touched. and then with our best sexy nerd look, we flirt with the camera. haha. i think it's more evident with quek christine and yvonne actually. coz i'm in a sitting position.
Yvonne, Resh and our Underground Bash
alright so you see. we're just these little kids trying to make our mark in the world. although you make not know what i'm talking about right now, mark my words... watch this space... one day, someday, we'll prove it to THEM! right quek? right resh? the weekly meetings of our secret society will prove useful won't they? heh. anyway today quek and i followed resh to get her fbts. haha. even such a simple thing like getting shorts invoked such fun for us! we found these absolutely darling disney princess costumes at isetan. they were so lovely i tell ya! if we were ten years younger (and probably ten sized smaller too)... too bad we're not. we each had our personal favourites. resh LOVED the cute little tinkerbell costume. yvonne was more into the sleeping beauty outfit. and i totally fell for the bele (from beauty and the beast) ballgown. mine was the most expensive. can't help it. i have the gift. for siphoning out the topmost quality from the ordinary. haha and we saw this range of barbie things... barbie lunchbox, barbie waterbottle, barbie wallet, barbie pouch. quek dares me to get a bright pink barbie water bottle, the kind you sling across your body, and parade it in school. yes, with it slung across my body. and i'm supposed to stop in the middle of the canteen "for a drink out my bottle". i might. if i were desperate for attention. why don't YOU try doing it quek. took bus home with quek from parkway and we.... top secret. you'll see.
the birthdays
alright so first up was jing's. didn't celebrate with her on the 8th itself because she was with him. domestic clubbing. so we went out for dinner the next day. marche. wanted to go for a midnight movie together too but i had already promised myself to another group of people for a midnight viewing of fantastic four (which, might i add, was absolutely fantastic), and quek had to go home. so anyhow we had a great time at marche haha. we sat in the swiss house. next
to the fireplace structure. big mistake. haha. jing and i were pulverising the pots and pans on display. we used them as a table setting. for photos etc. haha it was really fun! and there was this psycho waiter. who was practically hovering oer our table the whole time. crazy man. the minute they finished their food, he whipped the plates away with this creepy grin on his face. i was hte last to finish as usual. and when i was down to my last square of the waffle, he was already these waiting in the wings. waiting for me to take that last bite. waiting to swoop down and clear my plate too. me being me, carefully sliced my last square of waffle into many tiny pieces and nibbled on each of them so painfully slowly. just so that he would go away. HE DIDN'T. psycho i tell you. and when we took out our camera to take photos, he ran over and asked if we wanted him to take for us. and when we wanted to light the candles on the cake, he ran all the way to the staffroom and back with a box of matches even though we didn't ask him to! weird! but anyhow we had a great time. i love you jing! happy birthday to the most darling girl on earth!
next up: xianhuilim the babooseng. haha sorry we didn't get to do stuff for you yesterday! i promise we'll make it up to you somehow. i hope you understand.. maths test... but HAPPY SIXTEENTH TO YOU DEAREST LIMOUSINE! may we continue having many memories with each other until we're celebrating your 70th birthday or something. be thankful i didn't put the snowman neo up here. HAHA. but decided not to be so cruel on your birthday!

Church Gossip & More
the latest scoop on sandy, belle of the church:
- B likes Sandra (and sandy knows it now but acts all innocent about it because...)
- Sandy likes S (but S is only "eye candy" to her, and she doesn't know if S even cares about her existence. therefore the one she really loves is...)
- Sandy loves D (she even spent 10bucks on 4 miserable pieces of chocolate for his birthday. WOW. D however, refuses to acknowledge because of a past that DOES NOT contain...)
- M, the one Sandy was flirting with during Youth Walk (now where's that foot massage she promised him? but recently she's been talking alot to...)
- I on the phone (way too old for her! therefore she's been...)
- hanging out alot with M1 to make her friend jealous (or is their intimacy purely for that reason?)
other stuff:
- angie's flown off to germany for an exchange programme. (my insider, her brother armyjoe, tells us that her trip isn't purely for educational reasons and that -gasp!- she's going to bring back her german boyfriend when it's their turn to visit Singapore! we wait in gleeful anticipation)
- our senior altar servers have won the archbishop's cup again (my insider daniel tells me that the heroics of my two older brothers saved the day, but sandy believes that it was captain S and his commanding presence that led the boys to victory. she would.)
- daniel scores first two goals in a major tournament (well done, my man!)
- sec 4s are now confirmed. (personal source- my brothers- tells me that deborah and sandra made this totally retarded speech in front of the whole congregation. and while sandy didn't humiliate herself as much, deborah had the crowd in stiches- for all the wrong reaons.)
- peter contemplates jumping over fire again (a source close to him tells me that peter was caught staring at the pastor candle throughout mass. he still hasn't learnt his lesson hasn't he?)
- sec 4s are in total mess over which ministries to join (st joseph's choir? youth ministry? legion? servers? youth cathecists? or, perhaps, the newly formed breakaway group led by... mo-deb-sand?)
- sec 3s are plotting something which i am currently unaware of (peeks at my brother's smses gives me reason to be suspicious of their intentions for going on so many outings)
- no one has seen J and J for a long time (after their shameful acts of.. immodesty during church camp, who isn't surprised?)
- vincent cuts hair (not that it makes him look any better)
- YM meeting on saturday (it WAS quite a bore wasn't it sandy? after all, the funnest moments were watching 'who's line was it anyway?' on gerard's laptop. and gossiping about B outside the cabin haha!)
- deborah stands sandy and moses up on sunday (heh. i overslept?)
other updates coming soon... watch out for "What's up with the Parents?", where i seek to explore the recent change in attitude of the parents in our church. why are they suddenly so nice and understanding? do they have a motive? what was that hush-hush meeting they recently had about? just what are they up to?
softball
src: first round of matches just concluded the week before. although the src juniors (bluejays) had never played together before, we did manage to put up credible fights, especially against some of the stronger teams. let's hope we do better for the next round! src seniors (pelicans) however, are steamrollering over every team in sight. well done!
rgs: my love. yeah... for all those who didn't know either, ellen won't be j
oining us next year. instead she'll be donning the red colours of hcjc because she was accepted into the humanities programme over there. i really don't know what to say or what to feel. aiyah... it's all in the letter lah, ellen. and i don't care if it made you cry... coz we're quits now. i mean, i really... erm i think personal stuff like this can't be said on my blog so i won't even try expressing how sad and distressed i am at this piece of news down here. all the same, i wish you all the best. may we continue being good friends! and sisters. yeah... and juniors. we are pretty darn proud of you for being such fighters. the spirit you guys emulated on monday touched us to the core. and although you guys aren't in anymore, i know you guys are feeling great that you went out with a humungulous bang. yunyi, great pitching and wonderful homeruns man. i'm really so proud of you for being the great person you are. you showed other teams that rgs ain't to be triffled with after all! alright. train hard for next year okay. coz we'll be down to cheer you guys. support your seniors and help your juniors! although we won't be around physically next year, you guys should know... that our hearts are always gonna be with y'all. (as in... not WITH you all but. in the metaphorical sense lah ok!)
the unspeakables
- thou shalt not mention the evil that is maths
- thou shalt not speak ill of thy maths educator (and her horrible dress sense)
- thou shalt not harbour undesirable thoughts (of that hell that is school)
ok i blogged LAH. nice picturesque post some more! had such great fun today with the softballers at lunch. crapping around as usual. someone we love is coming back very soon =) but we shall not mention that to the someone SHE loves. because i think it's supposed to be a surprise. yay training tmr! i can't wait man. perfect remedy to a stressful hectic week. (but heh.. bel and resh... we ALL know that the REALLY PERFECT remedy will come on friday and saturday right? HAHA!)
!deb.17-- once an rg softballer, always an rg softballer.