Thursday, September 08, 2005
something's wrong. something's weird. and i think that that something is me. i just woke up this morning and thought that it was monday. i dunno why, dun ask me why, but it just happened. i really have no idea of what relevance this is to your life, my life or anyone else's life for that matter. but i just felt like saying that. it's just weird. why monday of all days? i mean i could have woken up and thought that it was sunday, or friday or even wednesday (which it is), but i thought it was monday! this is really inconsequential but i really did think it was monday!! i should stop this right now, because it isn't monday. but yeah. i thought it was. weird huh?
just got back from Herbie: Fully Loaded. i think they should rename it Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded. i'm telling ya, that girl is a goddess! my brother says it's unnatural for a girl to swoon over another girl but... it's like.. she's like... when she comes on screen, it's like everything that's natural becomes unnatural, and everything that's unnatural becomes natural. know what i mean? i'm not in love with her or infatuated or anything but it's one of those moments when... you know, you just wish you were a guy. and then she goes offscreen. and then you slap yourself: whyever do you want to become a guy? i mean, do you want to live with cooties (whatever that is)? do you want to watch dirty porn movies and have playboys (the mag, not the person) stashed under your bed? basically, do you want to degrade yourself? all these questions start popping into your head. which leads us back to the main issue here: of what significance is this to anything at all? oh yes. lindsay lohan is just. immaculate. like a female clay aiken. who's slightly more immaculate. you know, like god of gods standard. this is crazy. why am i swooning over another girl? why can't i be like xianhui and her edison, shawn and jay (for those really idiotic idiots, those are actors, not real men. i mean, yes they are real men. but like not real REAL men)? why can't i be like gee and have the hots for robin (who's like two generations older than her. wait, maybe three lah. these makeup artists do wonders nowadays)? why can't i be like gloria and swoon over anything that has erm... manhood. why can't i even be like elaine and have fantasies about hamtaro (yes he's a hamster but heck, he's male!)? but honestly, i've never seen anything more wonderful than lindsay lohan before! well, besides britney spears (during her hit me baby one more time days). and catherine zeta jones (before she HAD to go and marry grandpa douglas). and angelina jolie (before she stole brad pitt from jennifer aniston). and jennifer aniston (before she married brad pitt). well basically, everything is just insignificant so i shall just stop.
i am so sorry resh. but i was put under house arrest. literally! nothing would make those parents budge! my foot was already out of the house but i got dragged back in. all because my brothers had escaped before me, and left me to pick up the pieces. well, not exactly pieces. but boxes. for the old folks home. i'm sorry resh but hanging out with you and yvonne just did not seem as pressing as transporting necessities to older people. thanks for not being pissed with me! for that i promise to bring goods to you when you grow old too. ok? i'll take care of you =) i promise i won't stand you (and quek) up ever again! if need be, i'll sit. ok whatever. i'm just not great with jokes. i'll make it up to you tmr okay! promise promise promise. alright. seeya later then.
it's such an embarrassment. watching movies. with ham, clam and tim. "hiss... pass the popcorn. PASS THE POPCORN!" "eh shut up lah. DAMN LOUD LEH! DISTURBING OTHER PEOPLE LORH!" "wadeva. just pass it over!" "come get it yourself lah!" and then this figure climbs over you and grabs the popcorn. and a tussle breaks out. it's weird. i mean, that's one of the reason why i never wanna be a guy. they fight over popcorn, they fight over girls, they fight over egos, they fight over who started the fight. it's just weird. guys i mean. and i thought elvina and her sister fighting over the toilet was bad enough.
usually i have a clue when i type out entries. but this is so weird. i feel blank. like typing out anything that comes to my mind. but the only thing on my mind now is if england are gonna use the same tactics as they did against wales. which makes my post even more random than it already is. to make matters worse, i (very insignificantly) have to say that tim spilled HOT tea on me during the movie today. i almost shrieked. but lindsay lohan just took my breath away. and have i told you what a failure our prank on miss chow was yesterday? i mean, she didn't even get frustrated or flustered. it was all cool. cooler than anyone being pranked could get. and to add to that, xianhui was being a loser. she ran all the way to my bag to get the camera, to tape our prank down. or at least get a few snapshots. but when she ran back, she forgot that there was a camera in her hand. and to top it all off, my throws were horrid yesterday. i almost killed bernice. i mean, i know i have sexy deadly assasin potential, but i never really want to kill anyone. (unless xianhui a.k.a. shianghui is considered a someone)... but the whole point here is that i have nothing to type and am just keeping my promise to bloggie to post an entry whenever i can. which is not now, since my chinese is d-e-a-d. seriously, if it wasn't only sc 4 work, i'd just die. i mean, even if it's only sec 4 work, i'm still gonna die. i can't believe it. i have chinese prelims in a few days and i'm lazing about reading books about chimpanzees. have i mentioned yet what a great book life of pi is? nicked it off my brother's bookshelf. saw something about deserted islands in the blurp. started getting excited. like, wow i bet this book is really steaming with action. and it turned out to be how this chimpanzee survived on a deserted island. to add to my misery, i found that i actually loved the book. i mean, it's just weird ok. i don't like books about animals. heck, i don't even fancy animals much. but i do love penguins. especially baby penguins. i want to be a penguin so that i can have a baby penguin. all to myself. i can't believe quek almost fell asleep. i mean, march of the penguins was a blast! she must have been sleepy. there's no other reason. she even has the cheek to suggest that it was a bore. baby penguins are nothing close to being bores. xianhui and i are going to choreograph our own march. of penguins. and jinghan's puppet dance was hilarious. she looks just like a puppet. although i didn't know that a puppet dancing looks just like someone getting spasms. it's just weird. i need a vodka. although i dunno what a vodka tastes like. i just want to be cool. like "i've got a headache man, need a vodka" kinda cool.
this is such a random post that it's killing me. i think i should stop.
but one day i WILL have my vodka.
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retardebel 12:04 AM