Thursday, November 24, 2005
i swear chinese women are getting bolder and bolder.
it was rather late on a wednesday night, and i was sitting on the crowded 171 on my home, worrying about the possibility of getting a huge dressing-down by my parents for reasons i'd rather not talk about. however, a few minutes into the ride, i received some fairly rare on-board entertainment that took my mind off things...
i was sitting down and there was this coolio french guy and sweet innocent chinese girl standing next to me (very close in fact). all round, there were bus handles, bus poles and seat handles to hold on to. but the girl was apparently very oblivious to all this... she just had to stick her hand between his jeans and his belt and hold onto his belt. and due to this ahem pulling action, his already very low jeans sagged even lower, exposing more than 6 inches of his midriff?urgh... but he had nice abs... very nice abs ;) heh heh. (i only saw this because the waist-down portions of their bodies were at my eye level... i didn't purposely go and look okay)
and this is how their conversation went...
girl (in her sweet airy voice and cute china accent): are you hungry? i can cook for you... ;)
guy (in his coolio french accent): oh no i'm not hungry... i just need some poison... do you have poison? (poison means booze/alcohol)
girl: oh no i don't like poison... i'd rather be killed immediately ;)
-smooch kiss hug fondle caress- (the smooching was super loud btw... -shudders-)
guy: i'm so attracted to you...
girl: heehee... i really like german guys...
guy: huh? german?
girl: you're german right?
guy: no i'm french...
girl: oh... i like french guys even better ;)
-smooch smooch kiss kiss- argh so porno
girl: yknow... i really like you. french guys... so much more open and liberal. not like those traditional old chinese men...
guy: really? why?
girl: they are so conservative... don't know how to pamper their girls... unlike you...
-smooch kiss smooch kiss-
girl: are you scared of your wife? (ORH HORH SCANDALOUSSSS)
guy: no
girl: oh that's good... are you married to a sixty year old woman? (huh what's the logic in tt qn)
guy: no.. but let's not talk about her
-snog snog snog-
okay end of conversation cos they had to get off. still had goosebumps all over by the time i got off a few stops later. haha... so i finally saw for myself how chinese women aren't as sweet and conservative as many still believe them to be... some of them are just downright scandalous. alright enough about them. yay birthday was great! thanks for all the phonecalls, smses, wishes, hugs, presents, treats and celebrations... thank you sensibles for that pleasant surprise!! you all acted really well haha... and thank you deborah ruoqi and jem for that wonderful time at kbox!lol can't believe we went to that sleazeball place... but it was so fun!!! going wild and crazy singing all the good ol' bsb and spice girl songs, and evergreen classics like auld lang syne, lollipop, five little ducks and MEATBALL!!! haha... love that song.
on top of spaghetti
on top of spaghetti
all covered with cheese
i lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed
it rolled off the table
and on to the floor
and then my poor meatball
rolled out the door
it rolled in the garden
and under a bush
and then my poor meatball
was nothing but mush (supposed to rhyme with bush. lol!)
the must was as tasty
as tasty could be
and then the next summer
it grew into a tree (HUH)
the tree was all covered
all covered with moss
and on it grew meatballs
and tomato sauce (how come no tomato but got tomato sauce)
so if you eat spaghetti
all covered with cheese
hold on to your meatball
whenever you sneeze
- THE END-
so cute right! :) :) :)
hmm so harry potter wasn't that great. it shouldn't even be called "harry potter and the goblet of fire". more like "harry potter in the triwizard tournament". where are the other parts like school life in hogwarts, annual quidditch matches, etc? and the cast... cho chang isn't chio! hermione also isn't that chio (i'm not being sour grapes okay... just stating facts! right deb? cedric isn't cute AT ALL. what a letdown. and worst of all... dumbledore! since when did dumbledore hold harry up by the collar, almost throttling him and asking him whether he signed up for the triwizard tournament by himself? dumbledore is old, wise and calm. dumbledore doesn't throttle his students.
deb and i treated resh and ruoqi to cafe cartel after that. it's our annual birthday dinners together at ps, followed by starbucks afterwards =D i always love these dinners cos being in their company never fails to make me smile :) have i mentioned that i love the free bread at cafe cartel? next time we should just order soup and eat the free bread for dinner... haha so cheapskate. what we talked about afterward was really nice and heartwarming too... you all had BETTER not divulge my secret. my deepest DARKEST secret. if not i will THROTTLE you. just like the lousy fake-o dumbledore.
then fell sick today. fever. what great timing. had to miss sensibles outing -SOB- i have NEVER been able to make it for a single sensibles outing... really really hope that we can have another one. so today... stayed home to rest for once. hopefully i can recover in time for retreat tmr. really wanna go for retreat! the previous ones were all so fun!!! :)
okay i shall end with this random oxymoron that i just thought of:
"stop swearing, you're f---ing vulgar."
-bel
retardebel 7:46 PM